wherever you are

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

AND HIS FUCKING BLUE EYES AND HIS SMILE I JUST CANT ๐Ÿ˜‚โค

mY CRUSH JUST ASKED ME HOW I WAS DOING CAUSE HE DIDNT KNOW I WAS WITH PANIC ATTACKS AND HE WAS LIKE “oh, are you better now?” AND IN MY MIND I WAS LIKE ” YES BUT FUCK ME” but i just said “yeah” I CANT BREATH

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

(Source: kyle-zoe-madison)

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

(Source: king-of-death-and-destruction)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: Theyโ€™re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)

cuphaz:

"so tell me again how did you get into the 1D fandom"

"well i was just gonna check who that curly one was and then"

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lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled โ€œYouโ€™re going straight to hellโ€ and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says โ€œwell duh, I got a kindom to runโ€ and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her